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Cookin' Cr​ê​pes (Breakfast Everyday)

from Return Of The Mayo Man by M-Fap

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Everday I'm living like I just don't care, cookin' up a crêpe breakfast, lunch, and dinner, I got sauce in my mouth, and sauce on my cake, sauce on my dick, some sauce to make a mistake, so enjoy my disgrace, and I'll give you a taste, succulent baby it's not something you wanna miss, give me a blow, and I'll give you a kiss.

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lyrics

I got crêpes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin’
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never boring always find a new way
I got crepes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin’
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never growing up, no no way

Sippin syrup the maple kind
Canadian, that’s how I fine dine
Gonna make my way to the desert
Aunt Jemima, Ha! Barely a start
Three bottles in, haven’t finished cooking the pancakes
Now is the debate, do I have time to masterbate
Chokin’ the chicken before I scramble the eggs
And I don’t mean the one’s in between my legs
Unless you’re talking about the cock reference
Talking in riddles has its consequences
Now I know I’m taking a detour
But ain’t that always been the allure
Of the M-Fap brand it's beyond the sound
And for watching a man beating it while cooking in a wedding gown
I’m an experience one has to see to believe
And once you do, you just might wanna leave

credits

from Return Of The Mayo Man, track released November 19, 2017
Vocals, lyrics, beats, production, mixing, and mastering by Matt "theProphet" Smith

Check out Matt's other projects
Jenova Project: bit.ly/1VfYgll
Transhumanist at: bit.ly/1QpCNhI
Izkrist at: bit.ly/23V6st6
Ultra LHT Voyeur at: bit.ly/2o2gzMq
LICH vs Jenova Project at: bit.ly/2o26xeg

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Enter the tricky, slippery, slope that is the mind of the mysterious M-Fap. A labyrinth of indulgence, confusion, and secrets that can bring both great reward, or great peril. This is a domain of whimsical madness, plagued by entertaining yet terrifying concepts, that threaten to leave the witness changed (and possibly scarred) forever. Enter at your own peril, and witness the Fap's broken theater ... more

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