Transporation can be a slippery thing when the waters be drippin'. Sliding into the company of others can lead to a far smoother ride, but watch out for the pill-popping neurotics with their two-timing theatrics, for they can be far more dangerous company then the crashed car alternative. Thank the heavens M-Fap knows this journey all to well, let the signs be an adventure to rejoice, not omens of decline. The Mayo Man must make it to his return on time, so one way or another the journey begins.
Released through The Infidel Netwerk musician, artist, and philosopher collective:
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Able minded transportation makes a country free,
A vagrant at heart, nomadic is how some say I be,
Obnoxious is another one of those things
But I’m just feisty, I don’t mean to be annoying
Cause when a cat’s got your tongue, I’ll say my piece
I won’t wait for the silence to clear to verbalise
And that don’t make me a drunk if I wanna speak up
I just refuse to never take hold, and try to shake up
Our propped up theatrics played out by neurotics
Waves of blame reflecting pill popping hypocrites
Fuck it’s why I drink my water in the first place
So don’t tell me you wanna take a sniff or a taste
Cause I can tell you right now this fire ain’t for you
You’d go belly up if you even basked in the aroma of my brew
The shit I drink is more psychedelic than ayahuasca
After a sip and a blink I’m almost straight in a coma
You know what I say, or maybe you don’t
I’ll inform you, “this fucking holy waters is dope”
So I take my last sip, and drive my car, right into this ditch
I’m ready to leave this tale in a tight pinch
Ego so high you'd need an space elevator to reach it
Don't you know I use mayo as lubricant
Up in orbit, living high got no regrets
If you can catch me baby, I'll certainly make you wet
Grin beaming wide, some think I'm ingenuine
But I can tell you now friend, my eagerness I depend on
Ain't no emoji, just got a lot going tumbling in my mind, and
My blended up emotions, they just keep on twisting and combinin'
So I just take things day by day, each moment stride by stride
Unwilling or probably just incapable of trying to hide
Gotta put the game face man, yeah or else I'll just cry
Not going out without a fight man, that will not be how I die
Taller than a sasquatch and hairier on my crotch
I'll crotchet my pubes into a quilt, just watch
Pesticide resistant naturally by design
I could inject glyphosate straight to the veins
credits
from Return Of The Mayo Man,
track released December 20, 2017
Vocals, lyrics, beats, production, mixing, and mastering by Matt "theProphet" Smith
Check out Matt's other projects
Jenova Project: bit.ly/1VfYgll
Transhumanist at: bit.ly/1QpCNhI
Izkrist at: bit.ly/23V6st6
Ultra LHT Voyeur at: bit.ly/2o2gzMq
LICH vs Jenova Project at: bit.ly/2o26xeg
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