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I got crêpes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin’
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never boring always find a new way
I got crepes cooking up on the oven
Yeah man, just cause I be lovin’
Breakfast for every meal of the day
Never growing up, no no way
Sippin syrup the maple kind
Canadian, that’s how I fine dine
Gonna make my way to the desert
Aunt Jemima, Ha! Barely a start
Three bottles in, haven’t finished cooking the pancakes
Now is the debate, do I have time to masterbate
Chokin’ the chicken before I scramble the eggs
And I don’t mean the one’s in between my legs
Unless you’re talking about the cock reference
Talking in riddles has its consequences
Now I know I’m taking a detour
But ain’t that always been the allure
Of the M-Fap brand it's beyond the sound
And for watching a man beating it while cooking in a wedding gown
I’m an experience one has to see to believe
And once you do, you just might wanna leave
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Rotten To The Core
02:36
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Ah, you’ve found me,
I’m not as fresh as you thought
Rotten to the core
I’m not you want to be caught
With even if you are the one to be doing the catching
You’ll quick be a relenting, cause
Silly little rabbit, M-Fap isn’t for kids
Or adults, or really anyone with locks safely on the lid
Of their inner pandora’s box, a world of demons
I’ve already let them out, this ain’t no religion
But I guess that’s how we really got here in the first place
It’s sort of a simple fascination with distaste
A colosseum composed of false desires
Created as we try to elevate ourselves farther
Into a made up oblivion we all esteem
Drifting through irrelevancies like a dream
Grasping at a false point none can reach
The endless carrot whose only purpose is to provide
A grand deception under which we all hide
It's the reason we accept this decrepit state
Washed in with love and gold, shit and hate
Knowingly participating in the disgustingly distasteful
Our lives are endlessly streams of wasteful
Indulgences meant to cover up past infractions
But we just keep building them like a mountain
Echoing concerns of the legibility of my identity
Don’t you know I’m really just the enemy
Split sections of my personality co-existing in one frame
A walking spontaneous combustion gone completely insane
Lost in the sins, of all that has been,
And is to come, for all that is to be done,
Some might consider me a bit headstrong
But I like to think that I’m the real Anton
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Ah yeah, you’re just one of a kind
I just can’t seem to get you off my mind
Your sweet taste drippin all over me
You’re a fine liquor, and you’re practically free
Your my sweet luxury that keeps me at bay
Without you I don’t know how I’d behave
The jury's in and you are a fine dessert
Meant to be served at the king's court
Flick of my finger, some mad majestic maneuvers
Having a good time, with this Vancouver cougars
Their man's out on the club tonight
While he's got some honey, I'm fucking her tight
Little pussy, kegels are really something
When you're use to lose little 20 somethings
So many mad nights of mature impurity
Like an aged wine getting the best of me,
Disorderly conduct done with such grace
The way I rub my semen all over her face
It makes you just wanna go take a taste
However if you want me to stay buy me a case
Of mad men's moonshine it's how I stay one of a kind
I don't wanna go fine dining down in your dirty rinds
If I don't have my mental lubrication down tight
You know what I need baby right?
I want it tight, but I have to take a sip right?
You think you seen something, it’s quite a sight
But baby I’m telling you it’s half the story
So go get my moon waterz before I worry
Sippin on shine, like it's holy waters
Living in the drank time, am I seeing two sisters?
I'm ready to kill the pussy
Gone by the morn, I'm free and flighty
Cruising, my stomach won’t stop churnin'
My perception of time just keeps on slurrin'
Expensive tastes on a beggar's budget
You'd be surprised to see how I brew it
Holy hell, I’m at it again, on the fence should I tip the wagon
Roar like a dragon, fuck like a dog with a piece of bacon
Woah! Hold back, I’ve been doing to much drinkin’
When my legs say I should be dancing
Which is about the time I remember whereabouts I am
Cruising in the back of a black sedan
And this is only after a few swigs
After the bottle, only imagine the shindig
That I could produce, procure, pull out of thin air
The freakier, the stranger, the more the merrier
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Able minded transportation makes a country free,
A vagrant at heart, nomadic is how some say I be,
Obnoxious is another one of those things
But I’m just feisty, I don’t mean to be annoying
Cause when a cat’s got your tongue, I’ll say my piece
I won’t wait for the silence to clear to verbalise
And that don’t make me a drunk if I wanna speak up
I just refuse to never take hold, and try to shake up
Our propped up theatrics played out by neurotics
Waves of blame reflecting pill popping hypocrites
Fuck it’s why I drink my water in the first place
So don’t tell me you wanna take a sniff or a taste
Cause I can tell you right now this fire ain’t for you
You’d go belly up if you even basked in the aroma of my brew
The shit I drink is more psychedelic than ayahuasca
After a sip and a blink I’m almost straight in a coma
You know what I say, or maybe you don’t
I’ll inform you, “this fucking holy waters is dope”
So I take my last sip, and drive my car, right into this ditch
I’m ready to leave this tale in a tight pinch
Ego so high you'd need an space elevator to reach it
Don't you know I use mayo as lubricant
Up in orbit, living high got no regrets
If you can catch me baby, I'll certainly make you wet
Grin beaming wide, some think I'm ingenuine
But I can tell you now friend, my eagerness I depend on
Ain't no emoji, just got a lot going tumbling in my mind, and
My blended up emotions, they just keep on twisting and combinin'
So I just take things day by day, each moment stride by stride
Unwilling or probably just incapable of trying to hide
Gotta put the game face man, yeah or else I'll just cry
Not going out without a fight man, that will not be how I die
Taller than a sasquatch and hairier on my crotch
I'll crotchet my pubes into a quilt, just watch
Pesticide resistant naturally by design
I could inject glyphosate straight to the veins
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Flippin' burgers, like I'm flippin' smack,
I always wanted to be a dealer, but I had no tact,
So McDonald's became the only real game,
And no one played it better than you know the name,
So watch out it's an M-Fap attack,
Always ready to wolf back three big macs,
I'm always broke but seem to got doe to spend
It doesn't matter to me about how I depend
Or what flare I disguise my underwear with
Pink frills and diamond grillz
Paid off? Nah, I got debts and bills
Lining up ready to devour me
I’m just another piece of fresh meat
Cause all the money goes to pointless things
Nothing but guns and platinum rings
Whitest faker alive, you’ll never see a better kind,
I am the realest playa, I’m just one of a kind,
Always on the fringe, people see my life and cringe
Look at my habits, might as well have a syringe
Broke with expensive wastes
Or that’s how its viewed externally
You ain’t really lookin' from my place
So why do you keep bothering me?
I’m not the real problem
But all the blame is cast down
Take a look at your own state
And the truth will finally be shown
The way that I'm viewed, I'm worse than a junkie
At least some of them have money perpetually
You need dough to feed the dragon
The only thing I be chasing
Is a dream a little existential
Don't subscribe to pharmaceuticals, sorry
I haven't bought into the capitalist vision
Only get what I need, do the bare minimum
Don’t lack empathy, got my priorities
So don’t go and be fucking with me
Some find me safe, but I’m on fire
I'm not dead yet, you’re not off the wire
Got a monsoon of emotion ready to outpoor
Raging down from above, right from the stars
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Boogeyman
02:58
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You can look around but not everything is measurable
Despite our attempts, we can’t quite prove it all
That doesn’t mean that there’s nothing behind the veil
The truth is we need a complete spiritual upheaval
Our way of life is completely unforgivable
Before we know we will all fall
Right through the cracks, that we have created
If only the millennia of warnings we abated
So reconsider cruelty, the end is upon us open your eyes
You only support Yahweh's will when you’re blind
Silent contemplation, vision-inducing meditation
The lord of flies is in your mind, god is the boogeyman
At last, the hour hath come around
To the altar stone, my head is bowed
Aggression, murder, madness, sacrifice,
I’ve given in to all of my vices
Candles burning alone, at home in the catacombs
Everlasting rows of the most satanic of tomes
Works of the most patriotic of witchcraft
Authentic dark arts power in hand at last
Frightening predictions have begun to come
True as I learn that I’m the devil’s son
Unsettling revelations, surprisingly refreshing
As reality crumbles under closer examination
Moderation was never part of the testimonial
If you want to join the damned you go off the handle
Completely lose your shit, descend into madness
When only you can see it there’s no interference
Darkness will take its hold before you're old
Don’t expect many more years, you’re tale is told
Our end is come close, prepare to enter the cold
Arms of the abyss as you slowly fade to nothingness
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Visions
02:30
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Optimized interactions guided by automation methods
Feelin’ like a golem guided by a higher presence
Autonomous, not so sure, programming could be wicked
Instinctually left to believe something’s worth being saved
Dependent on spiritual software so I can commute
If this is a simulation, I want it to reboot
Champion of oppressed, I’m always trying my best,
But it's getting harder to care when everyone fades like rust
I’m just standing here contemplating my existence
Whether free will is just another religious experience
Beamed from a consciousness, but not necessarily from us
We seem to have this perpetual arrogance
Believing that we discovered the process of thought
When it's really the thought in which we get caught
Every second counts, but every second burns
So my friend what have we learned?
Visions from the future, things don’t get any clearer
Really did I expect them to get better?
Haven’t I been attended this mystery school of pain
Beginning, middle, and end is always been suffering
Bursting with tremendous potential
Never reaching maturity we all fall to the battle
Internal forces relaying friction, internal static ringing
Piercing through my ears even as I’m denying
Any formal acknowledgment to the extraction process
Of my subconscious trying to locate what I suppress
Sometimes it feels like a matter of life and death
As I dig deeper, will this be my last breath?
Some realizations end up becoming so consuming
They devour you before you get to understanding
What you’ve truly got laid in front of your eyes
So turn the page, don’t let it be a surprise
Forever, you got a paddle down the river
Eventually, you tip, are you a sinker or swimmer?
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8. |
Modern Slaves
02:46
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The common origin of why we’re falling apart
Its because we’ve been built on atrocity from the start
Regardless of your opinion the facts are in
We’re all slaves living in a mass plantation
You don’t need to be black we’re all just niggas
If you don’t got the cash you’ll never be player
You can call me a racist, but you can’t erase this
I know you want to, but it's getting hard to suppress us
Got the bad taste of piss in your mouth
As you just accept the the new continual drought
Terrified of these bankers, politicians, and globalists
You’ve given them the keys, allowed them to ruin this
Beautiful planet our home we so depend on
Instead of actually giving some recognition
To our increasingly desperate situation
The state of which is starting to look far gone
We need to make a change, one that seems impossible
If we worked together we could be unstoppable
Don’t you think we could live forever
If we put all of our minds together
Minds together, our minds together
Broken moments shatter expectations
We are in a time of trials and tribulations
No indulgence will go unrecognized
Time takes its toll even if we close our eyes
Ignoring the facts will only drive us so far
Slow down, or we’ll burn out before our star
Like a lethal phenomenon we destroy all of the
Very things from which we’re all depending
Full speed death march no one staring at the ending
Until it's too late and we’re all just falling
Trapped in a state that never provides
Instead just suppressed and tries to hide
From us the fundamental fabrics of our humanity
Shattering our attention, and driving us away
From the very connection that we need to uprise
Instead we willingly eat up all the lies
The obvious “accident” we’ve all been subjected
A course set by our grandparents
And I know we’re supposed to respect our elders
But it's hard when they destroyed our world of splendors
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